Sheep hairdresser

Hope my hairdresser doesn't see this... not that it resembles him in any way.

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Ostrich with boa

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Lion hunter

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Arab racing

Human legs & chips - a froggy delicacy

I think maybe the human 'tadpoles' might be a tad too far... but I'd like to point out that they are not drowning, but swimming and about to be taken home and lovingly reared to give more tasty legs.

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Fox stole

Bit outdated, this one, since the demise of the Fox Hunt, but I'd still like to see this...

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Humanarium

I think this must be a 'cleaner human'... bred to keep the humanarium free of detritus.

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The elephant ivory trade

Duck shoot

...or "Humans flying south for winter"

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Crocodile shoes

This season's fashion - shoes made of the finest Lummox feet.

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Battery humans

What if we had to live like the battery hens? Would we campaign for free range? Or is this how city dwellers live anyway?!

You can buy this one as postcards from Goodprint by following this link

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The butterfly collector

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Bears at the human zoo

Apparently, the Great Galoot not only breeds in captivity, but almost anywhere it can...

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